confusatron

Misdirected Email: Gravity
Subject: March 22 show at THE WELL Cyanide Sky
From: Gravity464 at aol dot com
Date: Mon, March 3, 2003 7:58 pm 

 Confusatron,

 Hello, this is Gravity from Cyanide Sky; I saw that you're playing a
 show at The Well March 22 and was wondering if you've found a third
 act for the show.  If not, Cyanide Sky is currently booking shows and
 if you're interested, we'd be all about playing a show with Confusatron. 
 We've opened for Ransom, No Reserve, and just recently headlined a show;
 so, we have a small to midsized fanbase--they're pretty diehard--to
 offer you guys as well as our professional performance.

 Let me know if you're interested,

 Gravity 

 P.S.  I think one of you (or more) knows our singer Evan Davis?

My Reply:

Hey Gravity, quit bringing me down, man! (Get it? Gravity? Bringing Down? Eheheheheh...)

Seriously though, I would love to have you guys as a third act! More fans are always good, and I can't argue against professionalism.

There's just one small problem.

I'm not playing a show at The Well on March 22. Actually, I'm probably not playing a show anywhere. Ever.

You see, I'm actually just some random person with a hopelessly out-of-date website. A website that, if you look closely, has no real main point, but is definitely not music-related. Don't get me wrong, I would love to have a backup band. We could unplug people's computers to plug in your amps, and you could 'rock out' by my desk at work.

So if you wanted to do a show at an office building in the Metro Detroit area, you emailed the right place. But, if you're looking for some actual band somewhere, you might have to look a bit harder ;-) Good luck!

P.S. None of me knows Evan Davis. Although I think there was a kid in school named Evan Something-or-other. He had red hair and sucked at dodgeball. I don't suppose that's him?

P.P.S And if I ever find these punk kids who stole my domain name for their band... I will demand extravagant sums of money to sell it. And an album credit.

Update: Looks like they made it! (See "News")